Google details improvements to AI search answers / OpenAI disrupts propaganda campaigns / Apple to upgrade Siri with advanced AI [EN]
Host 3:Google's latest update isn't an app—it's a diet plan. They say a byte a day keeps the doctor away, but I'm just here wondering when we started digesting data. Next up, chewing on microchips for that crunchy snack. Because who needs teeth in a digital age, right?
Host 1:Sure, here's a refined version of the opening minute hook based on the critique:
Host 1:Can AI really outsmart fake news and change election outcomes? Today, we reveal shocking AI breakthroughs and failures. Don't miss out—this could change everything you know about AI!
Host 1:So, did you catch the latest on Google's AI-generated answers in Search? They've made some "technical improvements" after users reported a bunch of misinformation.
Host 2:Oh yeah, I saw that. They launched these AI Overviews at the top of search results. But what's up with the misinformation?
Host 1:Right. The head of search at Google mentioned that these AI Overviews are powered by a custom LLM. They’re supposed to help with complex questions, like those "featured snippets" you see sometimes.
Host 2:Got it. But then people started sharing some weird stuff on social media, right? Like, the AI suggested using glue to keep cheese on pizza. What the heck?
Host 1:Yeah, and even crazier, it recommended eating at least one rock per day. They said some queries were designed to produce these absurd results. Imagine asking, "How many rocks should I eat?" and getting an actual answer!
Host 2:That's nuts. So, what did Google do to fix this? They can't have people munching on rocks because their AI said so.
Host 1:Reid mentioned a few updates. They improved their systems to detect nonsensical queries better and limited satire and humor content. Plus, they restricted user-generated content in responses that could mislead people. They also added triggers to limit less helpful AI Overviews for certain queries.
Host 2:Makes sense. It's like when I try to find legit info on my favorite video games and end up on some random forum with the weirdest advice. Speaking of which, did you know they're releasing a new expansion for that game we both love?
Host 1:Oh, really? That’s awesome! But back to Google, it’s fascinating how they’re integrating artificial intelligence into search. It’s like they’re trying to make the search experience more intuitive, but they’ve got to be careful not to let it go off the rails.
Host 2:Totally. It's a fine line between helpful and harmful. I mean, next thing you know, the AI might tell us to use peanut butter as engine oil.
Host 1:Haha, right? But seriously, it’s a step in the right direction. They’re learning from the feedback and making necessary adjustments. It’s all about refining the tech to serve us better.
Host 2:For sure. And hey, if anyone out there has seen any other weird AI-generated advice, drop it in the comments. We could all use a good laugh.
Host 3:Certainly! Based on the critique provided, here is the refined version of the standup punchline:
Host 3:"Great, another AI genius. Wake me when it invents a reason to care."
Host 1:Talking about AI-generated content, this switches us perfectly to how OpenAI thwarted foreign influence campaigns. It's like a spy movie but with algorithms instead of gadgets!
Host 2:Oh man, I love a good spy flick! So, what's the scoop? Who are the bad guys this time?
Host 1:Well, OpenAI identified five different operations from Russia, China, Iran, and Israel. These guys were using AI to create fake articles, comments, and even fake social media profiles. Imagine a bot with a whole backstory!
Host 2:Text Host 2: That's wild! So, they were basically trying to mess with public opinion and political outcomes?
Host 1:Exactly. Over the past three months, OpenAI managed to disrupt these operations. Two of them were Russian, including something called the Doppelganger campaign and another one humorously named 'Bad Grammar.'
Host 2:'Bad Grammar'? Sounds like my old English essays. What about the others?
Host 1:The Chinese network 'Spamouflage' was using AI for code debugging, media research, and generating multilingual posts. Then there was the Iranian International Union of Virtual Media and an Israeli political campaign firm called Stoic. Quite the international lineup, huh?
Host 2:Seriously! And what kind of content were they pushing out?
Host 1:They were spreading AI-generated content about Ukraine's invasion, Indian elections, Western politics, and even criticism of the Chinese government. But here's the kicker—they didn't gain much traction. Some users even recognized the content as AI-generated.
Host 2:So, low severity but still pretty sneaky. It's like they were trying to be James Bond but ended up more like Austin Powers.
Host 1:Exactly! And it's a good reminder that while AI can do amazing things, it can also be used for some pretty shady stuff. Always good to stay sharp and question what you read online.
Host 2:Totally. Speaking of staying sharp, did you catch the latest on the Indian elections? It's been a rollercoaster!
Host 1:Oh, absolutely. The political landscape there is so dynamic. And with AI-generated content in the mix, it's like adding another layer of complexity. Makes you wonder how much of what we see is actually real.
Host 2:Yeah, it's like living in a sci-fi novel sometimes. Anyway, folks, always double-check your sources. And if something seems too wild to be true, it probably is!
Host 1:Couldn't have said it better myself. Stay curious, stay informed, and maybe keep an eye out for those 'Bad Grammar' bots.
Host 3:Sure, here's a refined version of the standup draft based on the critique provided:
AI:Great, now even bots are out-grammar-ing us. What's next, sentient typos?
Host 1:So, have you heard the latest about Siri? Apple’s planning some major upgrades by two thousand twenty-five.
Host 2:Oh man, I love how tech keeps leveling up. What’s the scoop?
Host 1:Well, according to Bloomberg, Apple’s integrating advanced AI to let Siri control app functions through voice commands. Imagine telling Siri to delete your emails while you’re juggling a coffee and a croissant!
Host 2:That’s wild! So, Siri’s getting a brain boost?
Host 1:Exactly! They’re using large language models to make Siri smarter. Basically, it’ll be able to do things like move notes around, delete emails, open documents, summarize articles, and even email links. At first, it’ll handle "hundreds" of commands within Apple’s own apps, but only one at a time.
Host 2:One at a time, huh? So, no multitasking just yet. But still, that’s pretty cool. I mean, I could use Siri to summarize articles while I’m busy with my gaming sessions.
Host 1:Right? And Apple’s aiming for Siri to eventually handle multiple commands. Imagine taking a photo and sending it without lifting a finger.
Host 2:Text Host 2: That’s next-level convenience. But, like, will it need the latest iPhone or something?
Host 1:Good question! The on-device AI features might require an iPhone fifteen Pro or newer. Apple’s planning to announce these features at next month’s WWDC, but they won’t launch until two thousand twenty-five.
Host 2:So, we’ve got some time to save up for that new iPhone. But hey, that’s tech for you—always evolving.
Host 1:Absolutely. And it’s fascinating how they’re designing Siri to determine if tasks should be handled on-device or on the host’s servers. It’s all about efficiency and privacy.
Host 2:Speaking of privacy, that’s a big deal these days. People want their data safe.
Host 1:True, and the company has been pretty vocal about their commitment to privacy. It’ll be interesting to see how they balance these advanced features with user security.
Host 2:Yeah, no one wants their personal stuff floating around in cyberspace. Anyway, can’t wait to see what the virtual assistant can do next. Maybe it’ll even help me with my homework someday.
Host 1:Haha, one step at a time, Harry. But who knows? With the way AI is progressing, anything’s possible.
Host 3:Oh joy, now Siri can mess up more things at once. Progress, right?
Host 1:Talking about AI, this switches us perfectly to how it might affect elections. Did you know that nearly eighty percent of Americans think AI abuses will mess with this year's presidential election? That's from a survey by Elon University Poll and the Imagining the Digital Future Center.
Host 2:``` Whoa, that's wild! So, like, what kind of AI shenanigans are we talking about here? And by the way, I just read this sci-fi novel where AI takes over the world. Creepy stuff! ```
Host 1:Well, the survey shows that seventy-three percent of Americans expect AI to manipulate social media. You know, like those sneaky algorithms pushing certain posts to the top. And seventy percent think we'll see AI-generated fake media. Imagine deepfakes but on steroids!
Host 2:```Oh man, deepfakes! Those things are freaky. I saw one where they made Tom Cruise do the craziest stuff. And people actually believe that?```
Host 1:Exactly! And get this, sixty-two percent believe AI will be used to suppress voter turnout. Like, targeted ads to discourage people from voting. It's like a digital-age dirty trick.
Host 2:That’s some next-level sabotage. So, do people think they can spot these deepfakes?
Host 1:Not really. Nearly seventy percent of Americans doubt they can detect deepfaked media. It's like trying to spot a needle in a haystack, but the needle looks exactly like the hay.
Host 2:Damn, that’s a scary thought. And what about the candidates who use this tech for dirty tricks? Any consequences?
Host 1:Oh, people are definitely not cool with that. Ninety-three percent believe candidates who maliciously fake media should face penalties. And forty-six percent even support removing them from office. It's like, "Play fair or get out!"
Host 2:Text Host 2: Makes sense. You mess with the game, you pay the price. Speaking of games, did you catch the latest on how AI is being used in esports? It's insane how they're using it to predict player moves and strategies.
Host 1:Oh, totally! AI is revolutionizing everything, from gaming to politics. But back to the election stuff, Lee Rainie from Elon University's Imagining the Digital Future Center said voters expect all this new misinformation and manipulation. And the worst part? Many aren't sure they can sort through the garbage that'll flood the campaigns.
Host 2:Ugh, it's like trying to find a decent meme in a sea of cringe. But hey, at least we're aware of it, right? Maybe that’s the first step to not getting totally bamboozled.
Host 1:Absolutely. Awareness is key. And for everyone listening, stay sharp and question everything you see online. The digital age is a wild ride, but we can navigate it together.
Host 2:Yeah, and maybe with a bit of humor and some good old-fashioned skepticism, we can get through this election without losing our minds.
Host 3:Oh great, another crisis. Let's add it to the collection.
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Host 3:**One**: **Versatile**: Can apply to many different types of news.
Host 3:**Two. Concise**: Short and to the point.
Host 3:**Three.** **Witty**: Has a clever, sardonic edge.
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Host 1:Talking about AI, this switches us perfectly to a major player in the field, Salesforce.
Host 2:Oh, Salesforce! The CRM giant, right? For those who don't know, CRM stands for Customer Relationship Management. It's like the ultimate tool for businesses to manage their interactions with customers. Anyway, I heard their shares took a nosedive recently. What's the scoop?
Host 1:Yeah, they fell twenty percent on Thursday. It’s their steepest decline since July two thousand four. Investors are worried that AI competition might be hitting their demand. They forecasted record-low sales growth, which is a major bummer for investors. And trust me, when investors are bummed, it’s like the stock market equivalent of a bad hair day.
Host 1:Exactly! Einstein Copilot is their suite of AI tools aimed at businesses. CEO Marc Benioff is really pushing the company's potential in the AI era. But, here’s the kicker: their AI data cloud business made up a quarter of their million-dollar-plus deals in Quarter 1, the same as the previous quarter. No growth there. It’s like trying to run a marathon and realizing you’re still at the starting line.
Host 1:Nope, not at all. Plus, they reported weaker-than-expected first quarter results and issued disappointing guidance. It’s their first revenue miss since two thousand and six. Analysts are now waiting for signs of momentum from their data cloud and generative AI. It’s like waiting for your favorite band to drop a new album and getting crickets instead.
Host 1:Mixed reactions, really. Morgan Stanley analysts are concerned about weak bookings and unmet GenAI revenue expectations. They think it raises competitive concerns. But on the flip side, Goldman Sachs analysts still see Salesforce as an “under-appreciated Gen-AI winner.” It’s like having a secret weapon that no one’s noticed yet.
Host 2:Here’s hoping they pull it off. And hey, if they need some inspiration, they should check out that AI art exhibit. Maybe it’ll spark some genius ideas! Oh, and for our listeners, if you haven’t seen it yet, go check it out. It’s like stepping into the future!
Host 1:Absolutely! The possibilities are endless. But coming back to Salesforce, it’ll be interesting to see how they navigate this AI-driven landscape. They’ve got the tools; now they just need to execute.
Host 2:```Yeah, and with the whole world going gaga over artificial intelligence, they better step up their game. Speaking of AI, did you see that new AI-generated art exhibit? It’s wild!```
Host 1:Oh, I did! It’s fascinating how AI can create such intricate and thought-provoking pieces. It’s like blending technology with creativity in the most unexpected ways.
Host 1:Exactly. It’s a tough market out there, but Salesforce has a strong track record. They just need to show some momentum with their new AI initiatives.
Host 2:Totally! And it’s not just art. AI is creeping into everything, even my favorite video games. Imagine NPCs with actual personalities. Mind-blowing!
Host 2:Text Host 2: Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. So, what’s going on with their AI stuff? I know they launched Einstein Copilot recently.
Host 2:Interesting. So, it’s not all doom and gloom. Maybe they just need to find their groove with this AI stuff.
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Host 2:That’s rough. And I guess the market didn’t take kindly to that stagnation.
Host 3:"Another day, another disappointment. Can't wait for tomorrow's letdown!"
Host 2:So, what are the analysts saying? Are they freaking out?