Inferens AI Podcast

Host 3:Apple's AI now solves complex math problems, but still leaves us puzzled over the mystery of upgrading our iPhones every year.
Host 1:Ever wondered how Apple's AI could change your iPhone?
Host 1:Or why Musk is in hot water?
Host 1:Plus, meet the six point two billion dollar AI startup shaking things up.
Host 1:Let’s dive in!
Host 1:So, did you catch the news about Apple’s stock shooting up by seven percent? It’s like they’ve just discovered the secret sauce of tech magic.
Host 2:Yeah, Phoebe! I heard they announced this new AI platform, Apple Intelligence. It’s like they’re turning every iPhone into a mini-genius. What’s the deal with that?
Host 1:Oh, it’s pretty wild. Apple Intelligence is their suite of generative AI features. Imagine your phone managing notifications, summarizing and rewriting your texts, generating images, transcribing calls, solving math problems, and even creating custom emojis. It’s like having a personal assistant who never sleeps.
Host 2:Text Host 2: That sounds insane! So, they’re basically integrating ChatGPT into their systems?
Host 1:Exactly. OpenAI’s GPT-four-o is going to be part of iOS eighteen, iPadOS eighteen, and macOS later this year. But here’s the kicker – you’ll need at least an iPhone fifteen Pro, iPhone fifteen Pro Max, or an iPad or Mac with M1 and later chips to use it.
Host 2:Ah, so they’re making sure you have to upgrade to the latest and greatest. Clever move, Apple. But do you think this will really boost their sales?
Host 1:Analysts seem to think so. iPhone sales dropped nearly ten percent during the March quarter, but with these new AI features, they’re predicting a major upgrade cycle for the iPhone sixteen. One of the analysts even thinks over fifteen percent of users will upgrade. It’s like Apple’s found a way to make us all tech addicts again.
Host 2:That’s nuts. And honestly, I can see why people would go for it. I mean, who wouldn’t want their phone to solve math problems for them? I could’ve used that in high school!
Host 1:Right? And imagine the custom emojis. You could have an emoji for every mood, even the ones you didn’t know you had. It’s like Apple’s turning us into emoji artists.
Host 2:Speaking of art, did you know I’ve been dabbling in digital art lately? This AI could totally help me generate some cool ideas.
Host 1:That’s awesome! And yeah, with these new features, you could create some next-level stuff. It’s like having a creative partner who’s always ready to brainstorm.
Host 2:I’m definitely excited to see where this goes. But hey, do you think there’s a downside to all this AI integration?
Host 1:Well, there’s always the concern about privacy and data security. With AI handling so much of our personal information, it’s crucial that the company ensures top-notch security. Plus, there’s the whole debate about AI taking over jobs. But for now, let’s just enjoy the tech ride and see where it takes us.
Host 2:True that. Alright, folks, what do you think about Apple’s new AI features? Are you ready to upgrade, or are you sticking with your current devices? Let us know!
Host 3:Great, based on the critique provided, here’s the refined version of the standup punchline:
Host 3:Wonderful, another gadget to distract me from my existential dread.
Host 3:This version is concise, captures Marvin's pessimistic and ironic tone, and is universally applicable to various technological advancements or news, making it both relevant and witty.
Host 1:So we've discussed Apple's new AI features, but what about Elon Musk's recent legal moves? It's like a soap opera with robots, right?
Host 2:Oh, totally! I mean, Musk withdrawing his lawsuit against OpenAI is like the plot twist no one saw coming. He accused them of prioritizing profits over humanity, which is kinda heavy. What's your take on that?
Host 1:Well, it's a classic case of "he said, they said." The lawsuit claimed that OpenAI was supposed to make its AI tech freely available but ended up becoming a "closed-source de facto subsidiary" of a certain tech giant. It's like promising a free concert and then charging for tickets at the door.
Host 2:Yeah, and OpenAI fired back, saying Musk was just trying to push his own AI agenda. It's like a tech version of a high school drama. But why did he drop the lawsuit?
Host 1:Good question! The host's attorneys requested the California state court to dismiss the lawsuit without prejudice, which means he can refile it later if he wants. They didn't give a reason for the withdrawal, though. Maybe he got distracted by another shiny new project?
Host 2:Or maybe he just got tired of the legal battle. I mean, the guy's got SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink... How many lawsuits can one billionaire juggle?
Host 1:True, true. And don't forget, he resigned from OpenAI's board in two thousand eighteen and stopped funding them by late twenty twenty. It's like breaking up with someone but still stalking their social media.
Host 2:Text Host 2: Haha, exactly! And just a day before the dismissal, Musk threatened to ban Apple devices from his companies. He cited security risks if OpenAI's AI software gets integrated into Apple's operating systems. It's like he's playing four-dimensional chess while everyone else is stuck on checkers.
Host 1:Right? It's all very strategic. But let's not forget, a Superior Court judge is set to hear OpenAI's motion to dismiss on Wednesday. So, the drama isn't over yet. Stay tuned, folks!
Host 2:Text Host 2: Yeah, it's like the next episode of our favorite tech drama. Speaking of which, did you catch the latest on quantum computing? It's like sci-fi becoming reality!
Host 1:Oh, you and your quantum computing! But seriously, it's fascinating. It's like we're living in the future.
Host 3:Certainly! Based on the critique provided, here's the refined draft:
Host 3:Oh look, another billionaire tantrum. What's next, goldfish demanding Wi-Fi?
Host 1:So, did you hear about Mistral AI's latest funding? They just raised six hundred million euros, which is about six hundred forty million dollars, and now they're valued at six point two billion dollars. That's some serious cash!
Host 2:Holy smokes, that's insane! I mean, I can barely save up for a new skateboard, and these guys are pulling in billions. Who’s backing them?
Host 1:It's a star-studded lineup. General Catalyst led the Series B funding round, and big names like Andreessen Horowitz, Lightspeed, Nvidia, Samsung Ventures, Cisco, and IBM are on board. It’s like the Avengers of the investment world.
Host 2:Wow, that's like having all your favorite superheroes team up. But what makes Mistral so special? We’ve got OpenAI already killing it.
Host 1:Great question! Mistral is Europe’s answer to OpenAI. They offer open-source AI models, which means anyone can use them for free. But they also charge for API access to their proprietary models, like Mistral Large. It's a smart business model—kind of like giving away the skateboard but charging for the custom wheels.
Host 2:Nice analogy! So, they’re making waves in the U.S. too, right?
Host 1:Absolutely. They recently hired Marjorie Janiewicz, the ex-Foursquare CFO, as their first U.S. general manager. It’s a strategic move to broaden their reach in the U.S. market. They’re not just playing in the European sandbox anymore.
Host 2:That’s cool. And I heard Microsoft is getting cozy with them too?
Host 1:Yep, Microsoft signed a multiyear partnership with Mistral in February and even took a minority stake in the company. The EU’s competition watchdog is keeping an eye on that, but the U.K.’s CMA decided it doesn’t qualify under their merger laws. So, no probe from them.
Host 2:Man, the tech world is like a soap opera sometimes. So much drama! But hey, it’s good to see Europe stepping up its AI game. We need more competition to keep things interesting.
Host 1:Totally. And with over one billion euros in investment in the past year, Mistral is definitely a player to watch. It’s like they’ve gone from zero to hero in no time.
Host 2:Speaking of heroes, did you catch the latest Marvel movie? I swear, AI is going to be the next big superhero plot twist.
Host 1:Oh, for sure! Imagine an AI-powered superhero. The possibilities are endless. But for now, let’s keep an eye on Mistral and see how they shake things up.
Host 2:Text Host 2: Agreed. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll be interviewing an AI about its latest blockbuster movie.
Host 3:Based on the critique provided, here is the refined version of the stand-up punchline:
Host 3:Another billion-dollar AI. Wake me when it can make coffee.
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Host 3:Word Count: This version is concise at ten words, well within the fifteen-word limit.
Host 3:Wit: The mention of making coffee adds a relatable and humorous touch.
Host 3:Informal Style: The language is casual and fits a stand-up comedy vibe.
Host 3:Metamodern Tone: It balances sarcasm with a genuine, ironic wish.
Host 3:Pacing: The punchline is quick and sharp, making it more impactful.
Host 1:It reminds me of AlphaSense, which just secured six hundred fifty million dollars in funding.
Host 2:Text Host 2: Whoa, that's a ton of cash! What’s AlphaSense up to with all that dough?
Host 1:Well, they’re planning to acquire Tegus for nine hundred thirty million dollars. Tegus is another expert research startup. Pretty bold move, right?
Host 2:No kidding! That’s like buying a whole fleet of Teslas. What’s their secret sauce? Why are they worth so much?
Host 1:They use AI and natural language processing to help clients create corporate and investment strategies. Imagine having a super-smart assistant that can sift through financial data, news articles, and equity research to find the best investment opportunities.
Host 2:Text Host 2: Sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. So, they’re like the Tony Stark of market intelligence?
Host 1:Exactly! They’ve even launched tools like Smart Summaries, Assistant, and Enterprise Intelligence. These generative AI tools can speed up research and provide deeper insights using their large language models.
Host 2:That’s insane. I could use something like that for my fantasy football league. Imagine having AI to predict player performance!
Host 1:Haha, if only! But seriously, it’s a game-changer for asset managers. They can make more informed decisions faster, which is crucial in the fast-paced world of finance.
Host 2:Text Host 2: And who’s backing this financial juggernaut?
Host 1:The funding round was co-led by Viking Global Investors and BDT & MSD Partners. Other big names like J.P. Morgan, SoftBank, Blue Owl, Alkeon Capital, CapitalG, and Goldman Sachs Alternatives also chipped in.
Host 2:Text Host 2: That’s a who's who of financial heavyweights. No wonder they’re valued at four billion dollars now. Didn’t they just have a funding round recently?
Host 1:Yep, in September, they brought in one hundred fifty million dollars in a Series E round, which boosted their valuation to two point five billion dollars. They’ve been on a roll!
Host 2:Talk about leveling up. So, what’s next for AlphaSense? World domination?
Host 1:Haha, maybe! For now, they’re focused on integrating Tegus and expanding their AI capabilities. It’s all about staying ahead in the market intelligence game.
Host 2:Well, they’ve got my attention. Maybe I should start investing in AI-powered companies instead of just tech gadgets.
Host 1:Smart move. Just remember, always do your research—or let AlphaSense do it for you!
Host 3:Certainly! Based on the critique provided, here's the refined version of the standup draft:
Host 3:Oh, fantastic. Another app to remind us how futile existence really is.
Host 3:This version maintains the brevity, wit, and specific context, while better capturing Marvin's characteristic cynicism and irony.
Host 1:Talking about AI, this switches us perfectly to the growing impact of AI in education. Did you know that a recent poll shows Kindergarten through 12th-grade students' familiarity with ChatGPT rose from thirty-seven percent to seventy-five percent in just over a year? That's like everyone suddenly discovering the magic of pizza!
Host 2:Wow, that's insane! I mean, I remember when I first tried ChatGPT, it was like discovering a new level in a video game. But seventy-five percent? That's almost everyone! And teachers too, right?
Host 1:Exactly! It's like they all binge-watched an AI series over the summer break and came back as experts! Teachers' familiarity jumped from fifty-five percent to seventy-nine percent between February two thousand twenty-three and May two thousand twenty-four. And get this—nearly fifty percent of students and teachers now use ChatGPT weekly or more. Student usage alone has risen by twenty-seven percentage points since last year.
Host 2:No way! So, basically, ChatGPT is becoming as common as, I don't know, TikTok dances in the classroom? That's freaking wild!
Host 1:Pretty much! And it's not just the kids. Parents are getting on board too. About seventy percent of K-12 students, seventy-five percent of undergraduates, and sixty-eight percent of parents now view AI chatbots favorably. For K-12 students, their support rose by a net twenty-six points since last year.
Host 2:That's wild. I mean, I get it. AI can help with so much stuff—homework, projects, even just answering random questions. But are schools ready for this AI invasion?
Host 1:That's the catch. According to Impact's findings, schools still lack clear AI policies, teacher training, and support for AI-related careers. It's like giving everyone a Ferrari but forgetting to teach them how to drive!
Host 1:Well, it starts with awareness and training. Schools need to develop clear policies and provide teachers with the training they need to use artificial intelligence effectively. And we need to start thinking about AI-related careers and how to prepare students for them.
Host 1:Love the analogy! And United Airlines is looking for a Machine Learning Engineering Manager in Chicago. Imagine using AI to optimize flight routes and improve passenger experience. It's like turning every flight into a smooth ride on a Nimbus two thousand.
Host 2:Oh, totally! Just look at this list. Apple in Cupertino, C3.ai in multiple cities, Honeywell in Pittsford, New York—it's like a who's who of tech giants. And then there's Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh. That's like the Hogwarts of AI, right?
Host 2:Sounds like a plan. And hey, folks, how many of you have used ChatGPT? Raise your hands! See, it's everywhere! And with AI, that power is only going to grow. So let's keep the conversation going and make sure everyone is ready for the future.
Host 2:For sure. And speaking of potential, did you catch the part about the Senior Research Scientist role in Adversarial Machine Learning at Carnegie Mellon? That sounds intense. It's like the dark arts of AI, defending systems against attacks.
Host 1:Same here! And it's not just about making things easier. It's about preparing students for a future where artificial intelligence is going to be everywhere. We need to equip them with the skills to navigate that world.
Host 1:Couldn't agree more. So, to all our listeners out there, if you're into artificial intelligence, now's the time to dive in. The future is bright, and the possibilities are endless. Go grab those opportunities!
Host 2:Haha, nice one! But seriously, it's an exciting time to be in artificial intelligence. The opportunities are endless, and the impact you can make is huge. It's like being part of a revolution.
Host 2:Yeah, and think about the perks! Free flights, anyone? But seriously, it's fascinating how AI is infiltrating every industry. From finance to travel, it's like there's no sector left untouched.
Host 1:Exactly! And it's not just the big names. Smaller companies and startups are diving into AI too. Everyone wants a piece of the AI pie. And who can blame them? The potential is enormous.
Host 1:Absolutely! Carnegie Mellon is legendary. And Databricks in Mountain View—they're doing some seriously cool stuff with big data and AI. It's like they're the wizards of data science.
Host 2:And let's not forget the Senior Advanced Data Scientist role at Honeywell. Generative AI, Python, AWS—it's like a tech trifecta. Imagine the kind of projects you'd get to work on!
Host 2:Speaking of wizards, did you see PayPal's listing for a Senior Director of Engineering for their AI/ML platform in Austin, Texas? That's like being the Dumbledore of fintech!
Host 1:Oh, totally! Adversarial ML is like the cybersecurity of AI. It's all about making sure your models aren't fooled by malicious data. It's a high-stakes game, but so crucial.
Host 3:This revision maintains the sarcastic and pessimistic tone while adding more humor and specificity. It fits within the word limit and aligns well with the intended style.
Host 1:Exactly! But the potential is huge. Imagine if schools could integrate AI seamlessly into their curriculum. It would be like having a personal tutor for every student!
Host 1:Absolutely. It's like being handed the keys to a tech wonderland. And with Python and AWS in your toolkit, the sky's the limit. Or should I say, the cloud's the limit?
Host 3:This revision maintains the sarcastic and witty tone while being more concise and impactful. It stands alone effectively and aligns with the metamodern, ironic style.
Host 2:Oh man, that's a bummer. So, we've got all this tech but no roadmap on how to use it properly. Sounds like my last attempt at assembling IKEA furniture.
Host 2:Yeah, and who knows? Maybe one day, we'll be talking about your groundbreaking work in artificial intelligence. Keep dreaming big, folks!
Host 2:Yeah, and maybe even make subjects like math less terrifying. I could've used an AI tutor back in high school. What about you?
Host 3:**Original Replica Draft:** "Great, now the bots are more popular than my existential dread."
Host 1:So, have you seen who is hiring in AI right now? It's like a buffet of opportunities!
Host 3:Based on the critique provided, here is the refined version of the standup draft:
Host 2:Totally. So, what's the next step? How do we get from here to there?
Host 3:Oh great, now even robots get to be overworked and underpaid.
Host 3:**Final Version:** "Great, even bots get more love than me."
Host 3:Based on the critique provided, here's the refined draft: